John Paul Getty:If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Everett Dirksen
Money is always there, but the pockets change.
Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned goods.
Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.
How many investment bankers can you fit in the back of a pickup truck? Only 2 - you have to leave room for the lawn mowers!
I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.
Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker?
A: Say, "Hey, waiter!"
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How do you get a broker down from a tree?
Cut the rope.
