Tuesday, September 23, 2008
On Sarah Palin
"Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?" —Bill Maher
"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." —Jay Leno
"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." —Jay Leno
"She does know about international relations because she is right up there in Alaska, right next-door to Russia." — Fox News' Steve Doocy
"When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa." —Jon Stewart
"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." —Jay Leno
"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." —Jay Leno
"She does know about international relations because she is right up there in Alaska, right next-door to Russia." — Fox News' Steve Doocy
"When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa." —Jon Stewart