Tuesday, September 23, 2008

On Sarah Palin

"Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out?" —Bill Maher

"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." —Jay Leno

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." —Jay Leno

"She does know about international relations because she is right up there in Alaska, right next-door to Russia." — Fox News' Steve Doocy

"When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa." —Jon Stewart